I was just thinking about the state of humanity today. How people can lie and cheat and swindle and manipulate without decent people even realising it. How something weird or bizarre or life-changing or life-threatening can just happen within the space of a few words. And all those people out there who don't have the natural defense of Lying and Evasion are basically screwed.
Not.
Actually I was thinking about Kat being hit on by a lesbian waitress at Nando's SEVERAL TIMES without her even realising it.
And after she did, she was too nice to ignore the girl. But I think she's just not capable of Lying and Evasion. At all.
So I think that the people who are really good at this kind of stuff should sit down and write a book about it, so that ALL of humanity has a fighting chance. And Kat will have the capability to avoid such...interludes.
The name of the book should of course be
LYING AND EVASION: A Guide To Being A Baseline Human
and have chapters like:
1. How To Lie
2. How To Lie Without That Obvious Silence Between The Question You Have Been Asked And The Lie You Are About To Tell
3. How To Evade Without Staring At Your Feet
4. How To Lie To Loved Ones Right To Their Face
5. How To Evade Without Lying
6. Body Language: The Anatomy Of A Lie And How To Look Good Doing It
7. How To Lie Unconvincingly So That You Sound Like You Are Reluctantly Telling The Truth
8. How To Spread Slander Guiltlessly
And so on and so forth.
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