Hungry Like the Wolf

Since everyone is being all internal and philosophical, I thought I'd be that too. Since my posts have so far only been aboutcute guys cute guys cute guys cute guys...and Chace Crawford.
(Chace Crawford is not a cute guy; cute guy models itself after Chace Crawford).


You know what, maybe I don't feel like being philosophical. Life is sucky as it is, analysing it will probably reduce me to a coma like state where I will never be able to eat pancakes again.

I actually wanted to talk about Megan Fox and allllllll the hype about her being a lousy role model for women, and placing guys expectations of women's hotness at fantasy levels, and their expectations of women's intelligence at toilet levels.

But thinking about the Transformers movie gave me a headache from its sheer stupidity, so I just think the whole thing is like those robot twins - painful and unnecessary. Of course she's going to act like she's practically retarded! That's part of the fantasy! She's an actor for goodness sake. Her image is that of a highly paid porn star. I'm sure she's perfectly capable of a gramatically-friendly sentence in real life, and if not so what? You can't expect everyone to be Misha Collins.

And anyway, it applies to us women too. For this, I assume men are around the same intelligence as women (although I am proven wrong time and time again, I am giving them the benefit of the doubt, as we are of the same species, and who can we depend upon when the fish revolt if not each other).

See, even though we women find the likes of Ed Westwick and Daniel Henney incredibly attractive and super-gorgeous both in and out of character, does not mean we expect all men in real life to be in any way as cool, interesting, driven, undeniably handsome, well-dressed, classy and intelligent as these two.

Because we are realists.

Just like in real life, men don't really expect women to know anything about cars or bikes, have constantly glossed lipe, look like barbie, act like she enjoys being a slut and have little to no education.

Taa daa. There. Now no one should get mad at Megan Fox.

Holy shit. I couldn't even Google 'fox' without half of the images being upper class porno pics of Megan Fox.
Fox Dude, you have so been pwned. It's time to change your name.