Hungry Like the Wolf

Since everyone is being all internal and philosophical, I thought I'd be that too. Since my posts have so far only been aboutcute guys cute guys cute guys cute guys...and Chace Crawford.
(Chace Crawford is not a cute guy; cute guy models itself after Chace Crawford).


You know what, maybe I don't feel like being philosophical. Life is sucky as it is, analysing it will probably reduce me to a coma like state where I will never be able to eat pancakes again.

I actually wanted to talk about Megan Fox and allllllll the hype about her being a lousy role model for women, and placing guys expectations of women's hotness at fantasy levels, and their expectations of women's intelligence at toilet levels.

But thinking about the Transformers movie gave me a headache from its sheer stupidity, so I just think the whole thing is like those robot twins - painful and unnecessary. Of course she's going to act like she's practically retarded! That's part of the fantasy! She's an actor for goodness sake. Her image is that of a highly paid porn star. I'm sure she's perfectly capable of a gramatically-friendly sentence in real life, and if not so what? You can't expect everyone to be Misha Collins.

And anyway, it applies to us women too. For this, I assume men are around the same intelligence as women (although I am proven wrong time and time again, I am giving them the benefit of the doubt, as we are of the same species, and who can we depend upon when the fish revolt if not each other).

See, even though we women find the likes of Ed Westwick and Daniel Henney incredibly attractive and super-gorgeous both in and out of character, does not mean we expect all men in real life to be in any way as cool, interesting, driven, undeniably handsome, well-dressed, classy and intelligent as these two.

Because we are realists.

Just like in real life, men don't really expect women to know anything about cars or bikes, have constantly glossed lipe, look like barbie, act like she enjoys being a slut and have little to no education.

Taa daa. There. Now no one should get mad at Megan Fox.

Holy shit. I couldn't even Google 'fox' without half of the images being upper class porno pics of Megan Fox.
Fox Dude, you have so been pwned. It's time to change your name.

Above and Beyond

The afterlife is interesting. Don't you think? Have you ever wondered what happens after we die?

Do we end, just like that? Regardless of the question whether God exists. For this theory, we shall assume God exists, because it is necessary for us to be created for us to die. And we must come from somewhere.

But does having a beginning guarantee us an ending, whether in heaven or hell? Do we believe that because God created us, therefore he is obliged to extend our existence into immortality?

Just as it is necessary for us to have been created, it is necessary also for us to believe that there is something beyond this earth if we are to believe in God.

A basic instinct, to believe that there is a greater force at work, just like ages ago, when they worshipped the sun, the rocks, the trees.
Belief is a necessity. Have we created our ending in the image that we would prefer; the righteous rewarded and the sinners doomed?

There are two questions here.

1. Does God exist?
2. What is the afterlife?

Obviously I can answer neither, but the first can be surmised by simple logic.

1. Evolution denotes a plan to our existence.
2. A plan requires a mind/ a purpose.
3. The mind/ purpose is what we know as God.

So there is a God, or an approximation of God. Is this God nice? Is this God compassionate? I don't know. Not having spoken to God directly, I cannot judge God's intentions, if God has any.

Now death is harder. A simple logic would be:

1. We are mass and energy.
2. Energy cannot be destroyed, only transferred or displaced.
3. The earth has not exploded from the energy of all the dead people, so it must go 'somewhere'.

Unfortunately, that is a simplistic way of trying to explain an afterlife. Our energy, after all, moves down the food chain as we are devoured by scavengers and microorganisms.

Therefore, there must be another energy, which I will call the soul. It is the hopes of those who believe in God that this soul doesn't just die with us, or become raccoon decaf.

But where does it go then, if not into the belly of the earth? Perhaps it goes into space? Do our souls add to the edges of the galaxy, making the universe bigger, becoming the threads of creation? Are some of us destined to be new stars and planets, to bear light and life?
Or are our souls taken to another dimension, the dimension of heaven?

(I am treating the idea of hell as emotional blackmail, and therefore irrelevant. If you have to be threatened with fear before you willingly do good, then it defeats the purpose of religion, and of humanity).

There is no answer to what is the afterlife. No one has come back and told us the joys of a host of angels, or the sound of the sky over some unknown planet.
Space, another dimension, an alternate reality.
Interesting isn't it?

A Girl's Guide to Being a Goddess

see? venus walked around naked. take that, normal civilians.

Do what you like.


Screw everyone else.


The end.