Me: Hello everyone.
Everyone (in cheerful voices): Hello...Samantha.
Me: I-I'm here because I...have a confession to make.
Everyone (sympathetic gasps): OooooOh.
Me: I-I'm an...ADDICT!
Everyone (understanding gasps): AaaaaAh.
Me: I AM ADDICTED TO INTERNET SHOPPING!
Everyone (interested sounds): HemmmM.
Me: I AM ADDICTED TO BROWSING ONLINE BOUTIQUES! Everything looks so adorable! You won't find such dresses on hangers in clothestores! Not the cute vintage ones that I like! Nor the flowery tops or printed skirts! None! ONLY ON THE INTERNET!
Everyone (slightly shocked): WhoooaaAh.
Me: And the shoes! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE SHOES! And the bikinis!! I CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT I MISSED THE LAST VS BIKINI AT A COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS PRICE BECAUSE OF - ARGHHHHHH! (keels over in frustration and hyperventilation)
Everyone: Erm.
Random person (prods me with a stick): Oi.
Me (in between deep breaths): If anything happens to me, here are the blogshops YOU MUST GO TO!!!!!!!:
http://arrogantminnie.blogspot.com/
http://whitesoot.blogspot.com/
http://blissfully-beautiful.blogspot.com/
http://www.peepboutique.com/
http://diaryofane-shopaholic.blogspot.com/
http://clothesbucket.blogspot.com/
http://shopaholicsu.blogspot.com/
ps. I did actually start writing about Castle and Nathan Fillion and other awesome things, but I saw a pair of red shoes at arrogantminnie and aarrghhhhhh.
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