Tuesday, June 9, 2009

#2 Temporary Trials - Darth Paper

My goodness, doesn't Chris Pine look exactly like a cute blonde asshole.


Woken up at ungodly hour by mother, who also had to go to work. Refused to wake up and went back to bed for another hour.


Arrived at work in time. Spent all day entombed in little library, looking through stacks of paper heavy enough to knock out bigfoot and his cousin. Did not find much relevant documents. Hopefully tomorrow will be better.


Working at lawfirm increasing violent tendencies. While reading affidavit, fervently hoped that defendants will run into Jack Bauer-like pain for being such useless human beings. Feel gravely disappointed in humanity. Need antidepressants. Sadly, clear copies of Star Trek have yet to appear.


Went home and watched first half hour of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. Couldn't bring myself to finish watching because too boring and irritated with Jedi stupidity.

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